joi, 25 iunie 2009

Bancul morbid al zilei

Un criminal psihopat trăgea după el o fetiţă, noaptea, printr-o pădure întunecată şi deasă.
Fetiţa: − "Mi-e frică! Mi-e frică!"
La care psihopatul: − "Da' mie, c-o sa mă-ntorc singur ?!!"

Bancul zilei

Ce sunt parintii tai, Bula?
- Mama e gladiatoare si tata procuror!
- Cum asa?
- Pai mama vinde gladiole si tata le procura

miercuri, 17 iunie 2009

de data asta cu GZA

pe Palladio Allegreto.


/Bogdan

Jedi Mind Tricks

Intotdeauna mi-a placut genu, rap pe un fundal de muzica clasica. Jedi Mind Tricks pe Simfonia 4 a lui Schumann.


/Bogdan

joi, 4 iunie 2009

americana

[whole truth fits in a sentence]
"america, i think.. this goddamn place."
(eva hoffman in lost in translation)


[cultura versus civilizatie]
in opinia lui octavian paler, america e forma cea mai civilizata a inculturii.


[in bed with the elephant]
"living next to you (the usa, n.m.) is in some ways like sleeping with an elephant. no matter how friendly or temperate the beast, one is affected by every twitch and grunt."
pierre elliott trudeau, washington '69

which leads us to ...

"they (canada, n.m.) better hope the united states doesn't roll over one night and crush them. they are lucky we allow them to exist on the same continent." (ann coulter, '04)


[royal peace]
"the war in vietnam is but a symptom of a far deeper malady within the american spirit"
(martin luther king)


[can you spot the irony?]
"for japan in 1941, the lethal mixture of politics, religion, national pride and militarism were the ingredients that determined her decision to attack pearl harbor."
(a panel in the uss arizona memorial, pearl harbor - hawaii)


[forgotten patriotism]
"i love america more than any other country in the world, and, exactly for this reason, i insist on the right to criticize her perpetually."
(james baldwin in notes of a native son)

miercuri, 3 iunie 2009

n clp spr btn!

best 100 movie lines in 200 seconds

Cuvantul zilei

decerebrat - animal cu hemisfere cerebrale in lipsa pe motiv ca le studiaza altii. Uz: Sunteti un dobitoc decerebrat! :)